Saali main toh blogger ban gayin. Blogger ban ke kaisi tan gayi.
Oh! You guys are here! Ahem Ahem!
Hello my fellow bloggers, and my lovely faithful followers. Yes, you THREE. The rest of you are going to die if you don't follow me soon. How be youuuu?
So, since this hasn't been done in a very long time, and most of the people out there are bored of writing a thousand facts about themselves, I thought why not do this? I'm new, this is my blog, and therefore I am entitled to write interesting boring stuffs about myself. So here goes.
1.I am a sucker for love stories.
Proof: I watch Hindi T.V serials. Yes, I am crazy. No, I am not an middle aged housewife.
2.Creeping, crawling creatures scare
3.I wait for the other person to text
me first. ALWAYS. Even if my brain goes, “Text ALREADY!!”
4.I was once ostracized by the girls of
my class *YES! ALL of them.* and they didn’t talk to me for over a month. My
crime was that I didn’t do what the ‘leading lady’ asked me to, rolled my eyes
at her and then refused to say sorry. I was 10.
5.I can’t sleep unless the doors and
almirah are closed.
6.I am afraid of heights. I’d rather
eat dirt than stand on the edge of anything high.
7.I find it hard to say NO. Especially
to the people I care about.
8.Bad hair days make me cranky.
9.I love surprises. Who doesn’t? so,
if you want to surprise me by increasing the number of my followers from
two to a hundred overnight, I don’t mind.
10.I am a clutz. I have the unique
ability of tripping on flat surfaces and bumping into the corners of
hairdressers, bed-sides, drawers, tables etc.
11.I hate winters with the fury of a mad
Spartan. All that bundling up under
numerous layers of clothing. Aargh!
12.I love water kingdoms.
13.I survive on songs. I go to sleep
with songs. Songs help me live.
14.Eating is one of the reasons I live.
Someone somewhere created us with taste buds and a sensitive palate for a
reason. If you don’t enjoy eating food, WHAT are you doing?
15.I don’t like my weaknesses exposed.
If I’m hurt and sad, I lash out at people, I get angry.
16.Money doesn’t normally like to stay
in my hands. If I’ve got ’em, I HAVE to spend ’em.
17.I am extremely lazy.
Proof: I’d rather stay hungry, than get up and make something
18.I am jealous and possessive. Try to
take my best friend away and, You. Are. Dead.
19.There are two kinds of people. One
who keep chasing after the storm after everything is over. Second, who realize
the futility of the action and stop. I’m the former kind.
20.I hate it when people make wrong
assumptions about you and then they don’t even have the guts to speak it to
your face. I hate it when people change. I hate it when I am the only one who
cares. At least if they came face to face you could break their nose.
21.I can survive without food for days,
provided you give me a box of novels and my favorite movies.
22.I have this stupid habit of speaking
too much when I feel guilty. I go on yapping about the most insignificant of
things until I feel they have no reason to suspect me.
23.I love my mom and brother. Without
them, I wouldn’t be what I am, where I am.
24.Best friends make life a better
place. You can be in the worst of moods, and talking to him/her can cheer you
up, make you believe in a better world.
25.A bad situation always seems worse on
the day it happened. After a night’s sleep, perspective changes.
26.I don’t understand that doing something
is a mistake until I fall flat on my face.
27.I never look into the mirror when
wake up at night to get water.
Oh! You are looking at me. Your own face staring at you with
an evil smile is scary, okay.
28.I hate cleaning up. Mess doesn’t
bother me at all.
29.I get really hungry when I’m PMS’ing.
30.I make mistakes, and create a helluva
more shit trying to clear up the mess.
31. I spend hours creating my own hairstyles in the washroom. my mom often wonders about the existence of of a secret boyfriend.
32. DAMON SALVATORE. Enough said.
P.S.: My heartiest thanks to my awesome followers.